The woman who lives in this toadstool house used to live in a shoe. She was evicted after having so many children she didn't know what to do. Rumour has it that she swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll blog about it.
This is the main container of the page, the prime box if you will. And everybody should be aware of this fact. Shouldn't they? And we all know that the visual impact of your site is really helped by the funky designs, super colours and cute pictures.
All put together by some fantastically skilled designer team who helped to make up this text. But think about the words, baby. Most of human communication is non-verbal, but not on the web. The web, my friend, needs glam!
I’m the most important bit of the site, where everybody looks first. Then, as soon as you know that, your eyes decide to go off elsewhere.
Aaah, look how this small area of space calls to my eyes. They drift here like flotsam drifts to a beach, like leaves drift to the ground, like dogs drift to the shade...
On this lost in the middle container, they just stay here and move about a bit a bit a bit move about a bit.
That is a whole lot of bits going on, I say... Then they go up there, that looks all together much more interesting, if I can say so…
I am a funny little box that doesn’t say much, but I could if you really wanted me to. Just let me speak. C'mon! Give me a message!
On this lost in the middle container, they just stay here and move about a bit a bit a bit move about a bit.